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		<title>Get the government to fund research in to creating...</title>
		<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/Iwantsuperpowers/</link>
		<description>We all want superpowers, right?  Well then sign the ****in&amp;#39; petition...cheers.</description>
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			<title>James Zwierzynski</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/Iwantsuperpowers/#sig2918535</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>If i had super powers i would kill my bitchy sister!</description>
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			<title>Marigny</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/Iwantsuperpowers/#sig2583803</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>i love super powers!</description>
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			<title>Jake Demenkoff</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/Iwantsuperpowers/#sig2536878</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>who does not want superpowers. so if anyone sees this, sign it!</description>
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			<title>Daniel Riney</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/Iwantsuperpowers/#sig1995784</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>I support this petition.</description>
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			<title>juan</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/Iwantsuperpowers/#sig1832352</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>let every body get super powers</description>
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			<title>Super Ultra Emoli</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/Iwantsuperpowers/#sig576692</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>Yay! Looks like I&amp;#39;ll be -flying- to work from now on.</description>
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			<title>Chibot</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/Iwantsuperpowers/#sig569048</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>Then I&amp;#39;ll take them all.  Emoli, you can have one too.</description>
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			<title>Emoli</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/Iwantsuperpowers/#sig515791</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>If we all have these powers, then they won&amp;#39;t be super anymore. *pout*</description>
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			<title>Chibot</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/Iwantsuperpowers/#sig482741</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>Hey, I just thought of something else.  I want a bottled superpower that transforms me into a raging monster of epic proportions.  I mean the kind that devours whole worlds and sleeps for a thousand years to ease the digestion.

Any nerds know the Tarrasque from AD&amp;D 2nd edition in the Monstrous Manual?  I want to look like THAT badass.  But I&amp;#39;d have to be even tougher than him in today&amp;#39;s high-tech society.  I don&amp;#39;t want a single nuke to end my rampage.  It&amp;#39;d be a bit like Wells&amp;#39; Cthulu.  Only I&amp;#39;d look more intimidating as the Tarrasque than as a squid.</description>
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			<title>Chibot</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/Iwantsuperpowers/#sig442046</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>Shit, this is awesome.  How come I never thought of bottled force powers?  And how come no one else is signing this, damn it!?

Top on my list are invisibility in a bottle, and flasks of supernatural battle prowess.</description>
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			<title>Toni the Pirate</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/Iwantsuperpowers/#sig293471</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>Hell yeah!</description>
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			<title>John Paul Owens</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/Iwantsuperpowers/#sig152980</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>I want super powers too!  With the stipulation that nobody else can have them. ;P</description>
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			<title>Chris Fowlie</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/Iwantsuperpowers/#sig137047</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>i would like to have super powers! i have been asking for them for the last 19 years for both my christmas and my birthday but still nothing.  Please help me Tony. 
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			<title>Kyle Reid</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/Iwantsuperpowers/#sig137045</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
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