http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/JAYIN2008/ As you can clearly see by the signatures below, we the masses have spoken and spoken loudly. We feel that Jay Johnston would be an exemplary candidate for the Democratic Party. Jay is willing to address all the hard hitting topics that concern us today. Gay Marriage, Stem Cell Research, The War on Terrorism, and most importantly How to Deal with the Werewolf Minority Population. Jay Johnston a man of the people for the people. Only under him can we secure tomorrow, today. Paid for by the People of Jay Johnston is the Lesser of the Evils and United Soccer Moms of America Thu, 28 Oct 2004 05:1:07 CDT en-us 3 http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/JAYIN2008/#sig1949769 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I support this petition. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/JAYIN2008/#sig1288089 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Shit, I killed that cock suckin' bitch and Jay helped me. So vote Jay if you need a buddy to help knock off your unfaithful wife. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/JAYIN2008/#sig1288072 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST We the black community have full support of Mr. Johnston. If the glove didn't fit your must aquit. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/JAYIN2008/#sig1282926 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Vote no on Jay, yes on saddam! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/JAYIN2008/#sig1282875 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST ....Matt you have way too much time...and stop impersonating my mom...thats just creepy http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/JAYIN2008/#sig1282730 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST At least I can spell my fucking name, Mr. Neeson! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/JAYIN2008/#sig1282725 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Fuck you Mrs. Johnston! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/JAYIN2008/#sig1282724 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Mr. Neison, I'm quite offended. My son is a great man! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/JAYIN2008/#sig1282722 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I heard he eats children! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/JAYIN2008/#sig1282716 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST The whore caused the fucking holocaust as well! What a fuckhead! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/JAYIN2008/#sig1282714 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST He knows his shit! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/JAYIN2008/#sig1282708 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Bugger off you little wanker! He's been stalking me for years... http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/JAYIN2008/#sig1282706 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST All he needs is a paperclip, a piece of gum, and a Q-tip to become president. If he needs more, he fucking sucks! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/JAYIN2008/#sig1282702 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I may have beaten him in the casting of the new James Bond, but he's still fucking amazing! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/JAYIN2008/#sig1282699 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST He'll take one up the ass for the good old shoveler! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/JAYIN2008/#sig1282697 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I could take him in a bar fight! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/JAYIN2008/#sig1282691 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST He's bloody fucking awesone, i say! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/JAYIN2008/#sig1282686 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST He'll take pleasure in gutting the competition..... boy... http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/JAYIN2008/#sig1282678 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I endorse jay! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/JAYIN2008/#sig1279030 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Only 99,900 more Jay. Good luck. And Good night.