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		<title>Kill Brandon Turgeon - Help save us ALL!!</title>
		<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/KillBrandonTurgeon/</link>
		<description>Hello Friends,

Those of you who know Brandon Turgeon no doubt hate Brandon Turgeon but never thought there was anything you could do about it... but nows your chance!! Let&#039;s finally take care of this douche bomb once and for all so that we never have to see his scary ass ugly face again!! I figure we can easily get over 1,000,000 signatures in about a day or two... but once we get 10 we can call it official and start the killing. Please also include your preffered method of killing.

Thanks,
God

P.S. Brandon smells unpleasant.</description>
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			<title>Zero The Cat</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/KillBrandonTurgeon/#sig4335822</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>This prick says he's allergic to me?? Ya!! The same guy who smells so bad I pray that I get hairball stuck in my throat and die just so I don't have to smell his putrid stench. Give 5 mins alone with him... I'll show him allergic</description>
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			<title>Jesus Christ</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/KillBrandonTurgeon/#sig4335820</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>Normally I'm a pretty forgiving guy... but I support this petition. Can we consider shoving flaming rods up his ass??</description>
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			<title>Mrs. Turgeon</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/KillBrandonTurgeon/#sig4335817</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>I support this petition. This guy must die... I'm embarassed he came out of my slutty vagina.</description>
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