http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/MaryRoachRules/ Mary Roach captured our hearts and broke our eardrums with her heartfelt audition on American Idol. Let's keep her around. As mental as she was, she even more entertaining and as people like Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Ashlee Simpson have proven. America loves a good mental patient. Set Mary Roach free. Allow her back into your hearts America. The same way you allowed William Hung to enjoy his 15 minutes of fame. Give Mary Roach the same shot. Each of her personalities deserves to shine. Every voice in Mary's head wants a chance to reach out and make you laugh your ass off all over again. Come on America, give the girl a chance. Let's see how crazy and whacked out she can really get. Help Mary reach her dream of becoming a Hollywood symbol and changing her last name to Gilbeaux. You can do it America. Sign this petition and show Simon, Paula and Randy what a mistake they made. Get Mary her own reality show. Hell, it couldn't be worse than Ashlee Simpson's show or Who's your daddy? Sign now. Bring Mary back to reality. Tue, 25 Jan 2005 07:0:16 CST en-us 3 http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/MaryRoachRules/#sig3888503 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Mary! I enjoyed you audition so much. Keep singin', girl! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/MaryRoachRules/#sig3036180 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I love her- she's just what we need-a real human being who seems accidentally flippin' hilarious! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/MaryRoachRules/#sig2981385 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Bring out the madness! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/MaryRoachRules/#sig2825313 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Mary Roach is amazing, I sing her 2nd song all the time just like her. I would love to meet her. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/MaryRoachRules/#sig2745071 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Imagine what Saturday night live could do with her! I think she is brilliant. Very Very funny!! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/MaryRoachRules/#sig2402759 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Mary deserves to have a chance to have her very own album like William Hung! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/MaryRoachRules/#sig2329423 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST She's so funny I laugh everytime I see a picture of her! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/MaryRoachRules/#sig1940478 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Bring back Mary as long as she wears those pants again http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/MaryRoachRules/#sig1798528 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST This girl's the real deal, trust me. I honestly think she's got something fascinating as a performer. Needs to be coached a bit to reign in her talents (not too much, tho, this is what makes her unique), but I'd much sooner buy tickets to a Mary Gilbeaux concert than any of the other 'Idol Winners'. This culture has way too many cookie cutter performers. And AI is more increasingly to blame by rewarding the safe and bland. Those of us who recognize real talent know there's a fine line between genius and madness... May Mary find her band! Don't stop singing, girl. You got something! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/MaryRoachRules/#sig895344 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Mary Roach is the best singer!! (and carrie underwood) MARY GET A CONTRACT!!! mary rules! and her voices too!! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/MaryRoachRules/#sig735116 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I LOVE MARY!!!! PLEASE PLEASE GET HER A RECORDING CONTRACT!! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/MaryRoachRules/#sig481411 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Put her on the Gong Show http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/MaryRoachRules/#sig476113 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/MaryRoachRules/#sig468447 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST she is my american idol http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/MaryRoachRules/#sig468084 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I WANNA DATE MARY ROACH http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/MaryRoachRules/#sig466908 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST SHE IS AMAZING! BRING BACK MARY!!!! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/MaryRoachRules/#sig466154 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST MAry Roach was hysterical. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/MaryRoachRules/#sig465838 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Mary Roach (Gilbeaux) is the greatest singer ever....except diana degarmo http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/MaryRoachRules/#sig464441 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/MaryRoachRules/#sig464434 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST A fake, pure and simple. American Idol is replete with them now. And the program plays them up, simply because it has caught onto the fact that it's what viewers want. Only now, it's no longer genuine. Hers was an act, nothing more & nothing less.