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		<title>The get Ben Wilson to wear shorts to school</title>
		<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/Shortwilly/</link>
		<description>We, the people of Driffield and surrounding areas, demand you wear shorts to school so we may all see (and perhaps be amused by) your nobbly knees.</description>
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			<title>Madonna</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/Shortwilly/#sig1436046</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>Every little thing that you say or do, I&amp;amp;#39;m hung up, I&amp;amp;#39;m hung up on Ben</description>
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			<title>Chris Martin</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/Shortwilly/#sig1436032</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>Are they yellow, if not ther&amp;amp;#39;ll be trouble, but I&amp;amp;#39;ll try to fix you. If you&amp;amp;#39;re in my place, I&amp;amp;#39;ll do it like I&amp;amp;#39;m the scientist.
Get what I&amp;amp;#39;m doing?</description>
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			<title>Simon Cowell</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/Shortwilly/#sig1435998</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>Those are the best legs I have ever seen</description>
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			<title>Adolf Hitler</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/Shortwilly/#sig1435982</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>Come on Ben, if you do not I will bomb London and you</description>
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			<title>Wilfred Owen</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/Shortwilly/#sig1435965</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>I came back from the dead to sign this. So come on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</description>
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			<title>cocker</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/Shortwilly/#sig1435954</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>I support this petition. If only for you ben, next time, coming to school in just underwear, </description>
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			<title>Margeret Thatcher</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/Shortwilly/#sig1393070</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>wanna see your stuff, andwant you to fart in my face</description>
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			<title>Eminem</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/Shortwilly/#sig1393057</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>just wanna say hi, and get your stuff out man</description>
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			<title>Ant&amp;Dec</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/Shortwilly/#sig1393051</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>If you take your shorts, we could have a three way orgy</description>
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			<title>BEPS</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/Shortwilly/#sig1393047</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>Oh man, I&amp;amp;#39;m hot and horny for you</description>
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			<title>James Blunt</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/Shortwilly/#sig1393041</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>You&amp;amp;#39;re beautiful, you&amp;amp;#39;re beautiful, you&amp;amp;#39;re beautiful, it&amp;amp;#39;s true</description>
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			<title>robbie Williams</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/Shortwilly/#sig1393034</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>Let me entertain you, I can put my cock into your arse and come inside you, or all over your face. Whatever you perfer!</description>
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			<title>Girls Aloud</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/Shortwilly/#sig1393025</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>Come on Ben, wanna see your legs, and your massive hard on</description>
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			<title>Homer Simpson</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/Shortwilly/#sig1393020</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>I&amp;amp;#39;m writing because I think this is a faulty beer. Wait this isn&amp;amp;#39;t the beer site. DOOh</description>
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			<title>Bin Laden</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/Shortwilly/#sig1393013</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>Want you to get there! shhh don&amp;amp;#39;t tell anyone where I am</description>
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			<title>Saddam Hussein</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/Shortwilly/#sig1393009</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>Comeon</description>
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			<title>George Bush</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/Shortwilly/#sig1393002</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>I like teddy bears. and I like Tony blair, and I like you</description>
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			<title>Micheal Howard</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/Shortwilly/#sig1392998</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>I love you, but I don&amp;amp;#39;t want men looking at you. I am against that. Please don&amp;amp;#39;t do it!!! </description>
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			<title>Tony Blair</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/Shortwilly/#sig1392980</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>I have to come to sign a very important petition! I won a majority of 437 to 209. The conservative party don&amp;amp;#39;t like you. Idiots!</description>
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			<title>Strinostrom</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/Shortwilly/#sig1392961</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>I wanna see your hairy legs.... and arsehole</description>
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