http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/axebillycrystal/ Billy Crystal is a boring, long-winded Oscar host. He takes (more like wastes) the first 30 minutes of the already long-eonough show to attempt to be funny. Keep in mind, it's Sunday, most of us have school or work the next morning (especially on the East Coast is it most angering). This past year (2004), Crystal turned this into the "Billy Crystal Show." That is the last thing we need. Here's a suggestion of alternative (and better hosts): Steve Martin Conan O'Brien Robin Williams Jack Nicolson Will Ferrell Jack Black Tom Hanks Adrien Brody Sun, 28 Mar 2004 00:0:52 CST en-us 3 http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/axebillycrystal/#sig851173 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Billy Crystal is not a funny man. even when he was on Soap he was a poor actor/comedian, but you people who waste your time watching phony celebrity award shows are even more mediocre than the actors/actresses who are "the chosen ones" in this self indulgent gang bang. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/axebillycrystal/#sig530865 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Au contraire, this year with CHRIS ROCK bit the big one and we need to BRING BACK BILLY C. Right away! He made it better with his parodies and songs and we feel at home with him. I AGREE the show is becoming WAAAAY too predictable and I think the OSCAR voters should DELIBERATELY NOT vote for the favorite in some categories so it will be a shock and pleasant surprise. For example, JAMIE FOXX was SO expected to win that it would have been spectacular if he HADN'T, as it was just an 'IMITATION' of Ray Charles, really, and he cheated with rubber eye covers and didn't even do his own singing like Sissy Spacek did in 'Coal Miner's Daughter'. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/axebillycrystal/#sig507565 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Billy Crystal is from that old school group of comedians that are too old to realize they aren't funny anymore. See: Steve Martin. See:Chevy Chase. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/axebillycrystal/#sig505450 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I think all people are good, but I must too agree that Billy Crystal sucks a big one. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/axebillycrystal/#sig282634 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST crystal iz coo was wit j00 all hatin' http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/axebillycrystal/#sig176461 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST and when you dick faces who dont like him host the oscers, I will write a petition against you 2!!! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/axebillycrystal/#sig155409 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Billy Crystal was a great host. Sure, I'd like to see those other people host as well, but Billy did just fine. He made the show much more entertaining. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/axebillycrystal/#sig62755 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST billy crystal was hysterical. the oscars were so predictaable and wouldve been borin as anythin if not for him http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/axebillycrystal/#sig59506 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Billy Crystal was excellent noone could have done it better.bty stve martin was good too. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/axebillycrystal/#sig53081 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST rethink your list or replacements. Robin Williams would be enfuriating and exasperating. Nicholson? would never do it and would have nothing to say...ditto Adrien Brody. Tom Hanks? He has spoken enough in his lifetime http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/axebillycrystal/#sig53079 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST this past oscars was awful, billy crystal included. he is not the be-all and end-all. needs new blood http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/axebillycrystal/#sig51318 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Billy Crystal hasn't been funny since City Slickers. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/axebillycrystal/#sig50108 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST man, that glass of shut the fuck up really made me laugh! thank you! btw: crystal sucks, but if robin williams hosts the oscars im personally gonna blow up his wife! you know i'm gonna do it robin!!! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/axebillycrystal/#sig41695 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST 4th most overratted comic ever,right behind sinbad,howie mandel,+ gallager.i say george carlin,but i dont think he gives a shit. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/axebillycrystal/#sig40723 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST billy crystal sux! wait whoz billy crystal? http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/axebillycrystal/#sig38696 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Billy Crystal sucks. He always has. He always will. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/axebillycrystal/#sig37403 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Abolish me? You think Steve can do a better job than me? Conan O'Fucking Brian? I think you've just shown your hand. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/axebillycrystal/#sig34746 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST how about a nice glass of shut the fuck up? http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/axebillycrystal/#sig33548 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Mr. Crystal is losing his touch. Plus a new face couldn't hurt. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/axebillycrystal/#sig33104 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Billy did a great job at the Oscars, I think it is you who suck!!