Ask Valve to give us a real Bonk! Atomic Punch http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/bonkatomicpunch/ As players of the computer version of the video game Team Fortress 2 know, Bonk! Atomic Punch is an unlockable item that can be used by the Scout class in-game. It's an energy drink that causes short-term invincibility when used. As far as reality goes, creating a drink that provides invincibility to the drinker is most definitely impossible at this point in time, but nonetheless, this petition was created with the intention to persuade Valve to market a real Bonk! Atomic Punch energy drink for Team Fortress 2 fans, energy drink fanatics, and casual consumers alike. As the drink would perhaps function as a sort of inside joke between players (on top of being a delicious energy drink), it may not garner enough support to be sold by general retailers, but your signature will help prove that the product will at least be commercially successful if marketed through Valve's online store, so sign this petition if you would like the opportunity to purchase a real Bonk! Atomic Punch energy drink! (In two flavors: Cherry Fission and Blutonium Berry) We thank you for your support in advance. Let's show Valve that the world (or at least, the Team Fortress 2 playing world) needs its thermonuclear thirst detonator! Bonk! Mon, 13 Apr 2009 21:1:26 CDT en-us 3 Darrell Bel http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/bonkatomicpunch/#sig5840752 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I support this petition. Andy Lee http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/bonkatomicpunch/#sig5823758 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I support this petition. Jesse Young http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/bonkatomicpunch/#sig5802232 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I support this petition. Gary Holland http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/bonkatomicpunch/#sig5798704 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I support this petition. TO THE MAX! Drew Amidei http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/bonkatomicpunch/#sig5773515 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I support this petition. Kaleb Moseman http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/bonkatomicpunch/#sig5732043 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST GET IT NAO!! Matthew Rorke http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/bonkatomicpunch/#sig5699453 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I support this petition, I would love to have a Bonk. Laura O\'Dea http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/bonkatomicpunch/#sig5694736 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I support this petition. Mikau Seafox http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/bonkatomicpunch/#sig5693470 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST A petition to persuade Valve into marketing the Bonk Energy Drink... that would be absolutely AWESOME! I would be ecstatic to see such a thing in the Valve Store. I\'d buy the heck out of them. sean machen http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/bonkatomicpunch/#sig5693123 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I support this petition. Jonah Blank http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/bonkatomicpunch/#sig5624280 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I support this petition. Ben Harloe http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/bonkatomicpunch/#sig5602546 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I support this petition. Ashley McClure http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/bonkatomicpunch/#sig5571682 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I support this petition. Nagi Reich http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/bonkatomicpunch/#sig5570313 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I support this petition. Unum trium http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/bonkatomicpunch/#sig5568716 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I wantz shum atomic punch!i support! jeff tanner http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/bonkatomicpunch/#sig5559030 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I support this petition. but i want red AND blue atomic punch! Øystein Johansen http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/bonkatomicpunch/#sig5549806 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I support this petition big tiem! Cheong Kah fai http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/bonkatomicpunch/#sig5530000 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I support this petition. BONK! Brooks Anderson http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/bonkatomicpunch/#sig5488159 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I support this petition. YePr John Charleston http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/bonkatomicpunch/#sig5462307 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I support this petition.