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		<title>Stop the practice of Bonsai Kittens!</title>
		<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/bonsaikittens1/</link>
		<description>IF YOU DON&amp;#39;T SIGN THIS THEN YOU ARE SICK! This is so terrible. A site that we were able to shut last year has Returned. We have to try to shut it down again! (www.bonsaikitten.com) A Japanese man in New York breeds and sells kittens that are called BONSAI Kittens. That would sound cute, if it weren&amp;#39;t kittens that were put in to little bottles after being given a muscle relaxant and then locked upfor The rest of their lives! The cats are fed through a straw and have a small tube for their Faces. The skeleton of the cat will take on the form of the bottle as the kitten Grows. The cats never get the opportunity to move. They are used as original and Exclusive souvenirs. These are the latest trends in New York, China, Indonesia and New Zealand. If you think you can handle it, view www.bonsaikitten.com and have a look at the methods being used to put these Little kittens into bottles. This petition needs 1000+. Please sign this petition if we want to stop the practice of Bonsai Kittens then shutting down this website is the first step in a tiresome journey we are in for. Whatever we accomplish is better then nothing.  So please show your support and sign the petition! I have not included a picture because it&amp;#39;s mentally disturbing if you do want one though then you can visit www.bonsaikitten.com and see it for yourself.  Thankyou</description>
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			<title>Silvia Campos</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/bonsaikittens1/#sig5934869</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>I support this petition, stop bonsai kittens it is against all nature rights.</description>
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			<title>Alex</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/bonsaikittens1/#sig2044688</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>Bonsai kittens are not real. Nobody is making bonsai kittens. Nobody is selling equipment to help people make bonsai kittens. Nobody is instructing people in the &amp;amp;quot;lost Eastern art of sealing  kittens inside rectilinear jars.&amp;amp;quot; 

The Bonsai Kitten web site is a joke, not an actual promotion for the making of bonsai kittens. Investigations by law enforcement agencies, including the FBI, have already determined no real cats were harmed in the creation of the pictures used on the Bonsai Kitten web site. Signing a petition to shut down the Bonsai Kitten web site will not prevent any kittens from being harmed, because no kittens were harmed in the first place. 

It was all a joke, one which some say was in terribly poor taste. If that was your reaction, take comfort in the knowledge that many others thought the same. 

How could you have known the Bonsai Kitten site was a satire despite its lack of &amp;amp;quot;This is a joke!&amp;amp;quot; banners emblazoned across it? Satire doesn&amp;amp;#39;t always announce itself as such (some feel that would ruin its humor), so in cases like this, one dusts off the common sense and aims it at the problem: 
The process described is impossible: animals so treated would die long before they could be &amp;amp;quot;molded.&amp;amp;quot; 

The web site offers no way to purchase the materials advertised. A real commercial enterprise wouldn&amp;amp;#39;t build consumer interest through a flashy web site then fail to offer anything for sale. (The site does include a page of &amp;amp;quot;Helpful Tools &amp;amp; Supplies&amp;amp;quot; but provides no form through which they can be ordered.) 

The &amp;amp;quot;Bonsai Kitten&amp;amp;quot; site displays no actual pictures of the finished product. There are plenty of pictures of kittens in jars which can comfortably accommodate them (cats are quite elastic and can fit into very small spaces without discomfort), but there are no photographs of molded kittens on display. </description>
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			<title>Paige</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/bonsaikittens1/#sig1996111</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>this is outrageously insane and disgusting practice its not a new age look or cat. its gross and wrong and immoral. do NOT play god ! do not support it either</description>
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			<title>Rina</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/bonsaikittens1/#sig1653824</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>This is too horrible.</description>
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			<title>Jennifer Murray</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/bonsaikittens1/#sig1147596</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>This is being argued that it is fake.  Even if it is these sites need to be removeed because people will try it.</description>
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			<title>Sarah</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/bonsaikittens1/#sig1008797</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>This is absolutely disgusting and inhuman! you should all be ashamed!! Sick bastards!</description>
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			<title>Geoffrey</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/bonsaikittens1/#sig860308</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>I have one. They look strange at first but once u get used to the unusual pet you will love it. Now I want the sphere kitty!
Those guys are professional with kitticulture license, they&amp;amp;amp;#39;re real artist... Just don&amp;amp;amp;#39;t worry they know what they do.
As long as people buy it, it&amp;amp;amp;#39;s never gonna shutdown!!! :p</description>
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			<title>Lauren Boman</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/bonsaikittens1/#sig860302</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>what horrible people</description>
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			<title>chris</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/bonsaikittens1/#sig857870</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>stop it at all costs</description>
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			<title>kp</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/bonsaikittens1/#sig857314</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>Spot his freak.</description>
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			<title>Jon</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/bonsaikittens1/#sig855006</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>This is disgusting. How can you live with yourself? How do you sleep at night?</description>
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			<title>Jamin</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/bonsaikittens1/#sig854476</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>This is disgusting! Stop this cruetly!!!Once this goes to the media you will be exploited and sent to Gaol!!! How DARE YOU!!!!</description>
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