http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/clonetheolsentwins/ Forget CloneAid. Pasqualino is the Clone Daddy of 'em all. He did such marvelous work with that cloned wild sheep and now I feel it is time for him to put another team together for the sake of humanity. I wish to have the Olsens cloned, held in a laboratory where they will grow to maturity and then they shall be released under my personal supervision once the clones have reached 18 years of age. No, you may not ask why. Did they ask Roosevelt, "Hey, why are we at war with them Nazis?" No. War with Germany and Japan was just as imperitive then as is having these cloned Twins now. The future of the free world may be at stake. Do it. Or the terrorists will win. Tue, 10 May 2005 02:1:41 CDT en-us 3 http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/clonetheolsentwins/#sig2958567 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST That’s it Mary-Kate, that’s it Ashley, oh yes just like that, get your tongue in there hun, that’s my girls, suck it bitches we’ll show these dimwits the proper way of cloning you. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/clonetheolsentwins/#sig2780993 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST because I believe Olsen clones would make great pets. And hell, you'd only have to feed them about once a week. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/clonetheolsentwins/#sig1875014 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Only if I benefit. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/clonetheolsentwins/#sig1874525 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I just spunked over my wheelchair at the thought. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/clonetheolsentwins/#sig1874300 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I'd love to sick all over their training bras!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/clonetheolsentwins/#sig1874269 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I have just dirtied my keyboard in Olsen inspired Bukkake!By the way what is a Fouth Olsen Twin? http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/clonetheolsentwins/#sig1874239 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST If they make clones 5 and 6 can i have them? http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/clonetheolsentwins/#sig1674391 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST No cloning unless I know about it. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/clonetheolsentwins/#sig1242045 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Pasqualino Loi, my 5 sets of Mary & Ashley showed up on my front step last Tuesday, and at first it was kinda cool to have ten of my own personal girlfriends to stay up all night having a good time with, (if you know what i mean) but now they've eaten me out of house and home, none of them want to find a job or even clean up after themselves. A bunch of them painted the house in purple and pink, i thought it sucked, but its always 10 against 1 whenever we decide to do something. And what am i going to do about the line for the bathroom?!? i can never get in without having to wait on her (and all of her copies) anymore. I guess i can try to keep up life with these girls, but i want my car back from them on the weekends and please, for gosh sakes just don't send any more! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/clonetheolsentwins/#sig1161329 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Get on with the multiplying already, I need an Army of Mary Kate & Ashleys, we'll take over the world, bru-haha! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/clonetheolsentwins/#sig1130767 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Well? I ordered my 2 sets of cloned twins weeks ago and still havent recieved any of them! What kind of a Petition is this? There should be 4 duplicates of Mary Kate & Ashley each out there by now! This would make a total of 8 clones, (10 all together) not to mention Joe's business to be run by an entire clerical building of about 40 Olsens. Get on with it, so we can all be at Joe's staff dance & drinks party next Friday. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/clonetheolsentwins/#sig1106814 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST yeh, I want them from ages 10 and up, it would be a different expierience to nail them while they go through puberty! Fuck yeah! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/clonetheolsentwins/#sig1106347 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Can I have an office building full of Olsen clones? http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/clonetheolsentwins/#sig1106312 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Well, mature mine to age 17 before you send them, and you may as well make another set, # 9 & 10, age them to 20 and send as well. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/clonetheolsentwins/#sig1106245 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST except I want them from 11 years old and up. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/clonetheolsentwins/#sig1106240 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I'll take #'s 5 and 6, you'll need to clone a lot more of them afterward. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/clonetheolsentwins/#sig1070301 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST we'll screw em til they cant walk. then we'll fuck the bones off of them. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/clonetheolsentwins/#sig951931 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST doooooo it!!! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/clonetheolsentwins/#sig708417 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST worst...petition...ever http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/clonetheolsentwins/#sig708416 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST