http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/dailyshow/ WHERAS, the Daily Show has taken over from Saturday Night Live as the leading provider of Fake News on television; and WHEREAS, fake news is where more and more people get their real news; and WHEREAS, current events are simply too hilarious to fit into a half-hour fake news format; and WHEREAS, watching a half-hour of first-run "Daily Show" followed by a repeat of yesterday's "Daily Show" clearly shows that Jon Stewart's fan base wants to see more of him, even if it means watching the same jokes they saw him deliver the night before; and WHEREAS, Jon Stewart is quickly becoming the Will Rogers of his generation (minus the cowboy hat), and Comedy Central has a public duty to give his fake news more airtime, just as the big three networks have a public duty to cover the president's fake news conferences and other fake news events; and WHEREAS, the travel budget for Samantha Bee, Steve Carell, Stephen Colbert, and Rob Corddry surely justifies a more expansive fake news format; and WHEREAS, the public demands more air time for Jon Stewart's interviews, which in the current format always seem rushed and, worse, cut off just when things are getting juicy; NOW THEREFORE BE IT RESOLVED that the Daily Show will, henceforth, be one hour long. Thu, 27 Jan 2005 03:0:36 CST en-us 3 http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/dailyshow/#sig5418903 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I support this petition. And a big shout out to George Bush, cleverly signing in as \"CANCEL THE DAILY SHOW\" http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/dailyshow/#sig5237698 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I support this petition. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/dailyshow/#sig5216008 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I support this petition. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/dailyshow/#sig3822563 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/dailyshow/#sig3822514 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/dailyshow/#sig3797180 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/dailyshow/#sig3515164 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/dailyshow/#sig3487121 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Jon and his show suck. He is not funny at all and his views are hard headed. You blow Jon. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/dailyshow/#sig3452737 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/dailyshow/#sig3422045 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Jon Stewart is a liberal cock smoka! Oh yeah, he made up his name and he's jewish to boot! Cancel his show it sucks... http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/dailyshow/#sig3388836 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST We don't need to see any more of this left-wing lunatic. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/dailyshow/#sig3236479 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST STEWART FOR PRESIDENT! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/dailyshow/#sig3166005 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST At least give the guy some time to talk to guests like I'm sure he would like to http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/dailyshow/#sig3154701 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/dailyshow/#sig2989824 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST "Stewarts a tired angry whining beotch" + 1 million points http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/dailyshow/#sig2989821 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST "Stewarts a tired angry whining beotch>/i>" ^ + 1 million points!!! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/dailyshow/#sig2989817 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST JON STEWART SUCKS! stupid college faggots think this queer sonofabitch is funny,think he is smart,think he is politically hip but they are all just a bunch of stoned emofaggots! You could just as easily take you political cues from South Park and let's face it: South Park is funnier! South Park is more talented!! South Park is more intelligent!! South Park is better political commentary!!! South Park actually bothers explaining why they don't like something as well as offering alternatives!! Unlike that lame faggot Jon Stewart who only mocks and ridicules anything conservative or Christian without even offering any alternative ideas or views!! Jon Stewart is just a punk-ass little Mtv bitch who is still doing the "Mtv-propaganda" thing. ^The old "we're cool because we say we're cool and anything that's not us is uncool because we're so cool that we get to say what's cool and what isn't cool" FUCK JON STEWART! CANCEL THE DAILY SHOW!!!!!!! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/dailyshow/#sig2909572 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST yztvmf ngdf kdlrmc ptsow xagip fnxclvp hzmxyur http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/dailyshow/#sig2751251 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/dailyshow/#sig2740058 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST