http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/dumbbums/ (from http://www.xanga.com/fdupviews) Bums, bums, bums. Nothing pisses me off more then a piss drenched, trash eating, jobless, beggar. Don't ask me for some spare change, because, I ain't stupid, mother ****er. I know you want that SPARE CHANGE for either crack or vodka, and I know with all the begging your worthless, odor filled ass has done, you have more $$$$ in your roach infested pocket than I do. Meaning you have enough to eat at the ****ing olive garden. But bums rather eat at the McDonalds, because that restaurant is as dirty and greasy as there entire bodies.(rumor has it that there's more filth and grease in a bum's body to open up 1000 McDonalds. I'm still investigating on this though.) But anyway, any restaurant that lets a bum in should be fumigated instantly. Restaurants shouldn't even allow bums in. All restaurants should have a security guard that personally sprays a bum down with a firehose, if the bum comes within 500 ft. of the restaurant. Basically, if you didn't know this, being a bum is a job. It's a evil scam to rob people out of there money and use that money for all the wrong reasons. (like telemarketers .) If you're gonna give a bum money, why not put a big sign on your house that says "ROB ME, I GOT MONEY". And when that robber comes in, hand him all your money with no resistance, don't call the cops and smile gleefully. Your thinking i'm nuts, but it's the same exact thing as giving a bum money. Now how is being a bum a job?? Well, you have to look like you've been abused for years, raised in a dust cloud and smell like you bathe in tubs full of feces and sweat. The more horrific and abused the bum looks, the more $$$ he'll get from a sucker and basically, he'll blow the money on crack. Mother ****er. I'm demanding people nation-wide to boycott homeless people. Do not give them cash, do not give them a blanket, do not give them anything. Let them freeze to death, and maybe we can use there corpses to grow some nice marijuana plants. And I'm demanding people to mug any bum that you see. Steal all his money, no matter if its just a nickel. Teach that crack fiend a lesson, and deliver a golden shower upon his ugly rash infested face. "Here you want something to drink?" Then **** in his mouth and tell him "Here's your meal for the nite, mother ****er." The media tries to garner sympathy out of people toward the homeless, like it's not their fault they live in a cardboard box and reak of unknown odors. Listen, you change rattling ass, get a JOB. Here are the steps to getting a job. 1.) Don't be a lazy slob. Find a place with a NOW HIRING sign. 2.) Walk inside. To make this easier, pretend your walking into the liquor store, or the local crack house. 3.) Ask for application. (or in your case, babble incoherently for one.) 4.) Fill it out, but realize you can't put down dumpster behind Won Fok's restaurant as your address. 5.) Realize your useless to society and commit suicide like you should have when the thought 1st crossed your mind. "SIGN THIS TO RID OF BUMS!" Sun, 4 Sep 2005 23:1:46 CDT en-us 3 http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/dumbbums/#sig4983666 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST homeless people rule i smell too http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/dumbbums/#sig4785736 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I need a home for me and my gf but they dont allow farm animals in most apartments.I like to dress her up pretty and take her to all the hot clubs in nyc and ac too http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/dumbbums/#sig4785715 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I support this petition.I love living on the street and eating out of dumpsters.it is much better that that mental hospital for the criminally insane that I was in. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/dumbbums/#sig4771469 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I support this petition with all my dole money! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/dumbbums/#sig4763216 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I support this petition. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/dumbbums/#sig4733780 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I support this petition. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/dumbbums/#sig4519505 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST You will never get me to sign this cuz u suck adn i love homelss!!!!1 http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/dumbbums/#sig4498862 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I support this petition. I am so tired of those rotten, no good, detriments to society. I am moving from chicago because i am so tired of scum bothering me daily for money when i am having trouble paying my bills. F liberals and F homeless people. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/dumbbums/#sig4414809 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Homeless people, lighten your load by NOT getting a dog! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/dumbbums/#sig4388742 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST 24 Hours in a homeless person's life: wake up at 3:00AM. Collect bottles, cans and precious metals till the Recycling Centers open around 9:00AM. Walk away with about 45 dollars. Go buy cigarettes and booze and grab a joint from the guy on the corner that sells them everyday. Pan handle all the older people claiming that you have had hard times and JUST lost your job(lies). Go to park in downtown areas. Wait till noon when stupid do-gooders bring in a wonderful lunch. Eat lunch and throw all the paper plates and napkins and packaging on the ground. Make the city hire maintenance people to clean up your mess. Play grab ass with the female (or male) homeless people in park till gets dark. Get so drunk and high then stagger over to your personal cardboard box and pass out till 3:00AM and start day over and over and over and over. Only in America! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/dumbbums/#sig4319930 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Bums are bums because of decisions they make. The only difference between us and them is they lack any motitivation and have gotten used to the lifestyle. A lot of them probably came out of prison and never adjusted - just waiting to go back in. Some got caught up in the wrong crowd doing drugs probably hanging out at hostiles and campgrounds. The old gang split up and went their own way and then there you are wanting to stay in that lifestyle so you become homeless going town to town sleeping on the streets. Eventually you just get used to it. Your life becomes so mundane and worthless that you sink into a mode of self-despair, possibly staying strung out on drugs for years. Then you come down just in time to realize that you have freaked yourself up beyond any hope of rejoining society. The world just isn't what it used to be so you either become humble and beg for change or stay strung out on drugs begging for change. Doesn't make a difference. With a little motivation anyone can get a job. All you need is a name to get temp work daily. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/dumbbums/#sig4319923 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I support this petition. I'm so sick of dirty bums. I have just as much of an opportunity to become homeless as anyone but you don't see me blaming everyone else for my failures. Terds http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/dumbbums/#sig4267475 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I support this petition. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/dumbbums/#sig4258851 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I support this petition. Bums suck ass http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/dumbbums/#sig4163020 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I support this petition.I love being a homeless bum and not bathing.I wore the same shirt stained pants for months.and eat out of dumpsters http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/dumbbums/#sig4150314 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I support this petition.Im proud to be the homeless.I have been homeless most of my life.no one will hire the homeless not even Mcdonalds.most of the homeless hve no work history and are from mental hospitals http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/dumbbums/#sig4139302 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I support this petition.Improud t6o be the homeless been homeless over 20 years http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/dumbbums/#sig4068826 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I support this petition. It's a long-awaited time that we pursue the extermination of a vile,parasitic,hygene-deficient,laborless,and self-destructive herd of animals in hopes to preserve the glory,beauty,honor,dignity and culture of our cities,st's malls,shopping centers,local parks,business districts, neighborhoods,and communities. DEATH TO THE FUCKING HOBOS!!! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/dumbbums/#sig4065882 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I support this petition. Check out the related blog, bumhate.blogspot dot com, which also supports this petition. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/dumbbums/#sig4060727 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I am so sick of having to walk past bums on the street begging for change to feed their drug habits. I don't mind the ones that are truly in need and are going to use any donations they receive for food and new clothes or something, but the true homeless in need are being overshadowed by the drug-addicted ones. It's sad, but damn it, something has to be done.