http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/fuckjesusindaface/ I had the misfortune of interviewing Green Day some time back. What follows is the transcript. Here is the guide to identify who is who. ME - That would be me. The interviewer. BJ - That is Billy Joe Armstrong - chief whiner of the bunch. MD - That's Mike - he plays bass, just not well. TC - That's Tre Cool. He is really extra lame. ME "So, how did the band form?" BJ "Well, first off, my mother was a prostitute. One time she got arrested during the day. She was so ugly the police wouldn't touch her without rubber gloves. Nobody would. She made a lousy prostitute. Now I don't think she had leprosy, but I swear sometimes I found chunks of her skin in my soup." ME "That's great, but it doesn't answer my question." TC "Do you like my name? I mean, I think it's cool, and Billy likes it, but what does everyone else think?" MD "We got together as a band because nobody else would jam with any of us. Or play with us. Or talk to us. Or look at us." ME "Was that because you sucked so much?" MD "Yeah, probably." BJ "I think my mom formed this group. That whore." ME "How many years were you together before the band became popular?" BJ "Well, first off, I don't know." ME "Uh, okay. Good. What was your first album?" BJ "I forget." ME "Doesn't matter. Were you all aware you sucked, or were you able to fool yourselves?" TC "Wait, what do you mean? What are you saying? We're cool, right? I mean, my name is Tre Cool. That's a cool name, right?" MD "Yeah, we knew. We always knew. Except Tre. He's not smart." ME "I'm betting he coudln't figure out how to stand up by himself." BJ "Leave him alone...he stopped peeing in his pants. He's doing good. Hey, do you have time to listen to me whine?" ME "No." BJ "Ahh, are you sure?" ME "I'd rather carve out my own eyeballs." BJ "My mom always has time to listen." ME "That whore!" BJ "Hey, what are you saying about my mom?" ME "That she's a whore." BJ "Oh, yeah, that's true. Cool." TC "What? What? Did you say something to me?" ME "For my last question, when will you shut up and go away?" BJ "Well, first off, I don't know." MD "I suppose when people stop buying our albums." ME "I've never bought one of your albums." BJ "Why not?" ME "Because you suck." BJ "Oh yeah. Good thinking." ME "Well, thanks for wasting my time. I hope you all implode." Tue, 26 Jul 2005 23:1:54 CDT en-us 3 http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/fuckjesusindaface/#sig4165249 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST shut up. green day rocks they were just being funny that makes them amazing! go billie joe i love you! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/fuckjesusindaface/#sig2966402 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I am a big fan of Green Day, but this was fun! I know it isn't true, but you have to laugh! :-p maybe Jake is an asshole and maybe it isn't nice to makes mad jokes about this fucking good band. But acctually it was fun.. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/fuckjesusindaface/#sig2470143 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST This guy is seriously stuffed in the head, its obvious this isnt true, and its not even funny. he should get a life, Green Day rock! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/fuckjesusindaface/#sig2413105 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Your a real fucking idiot. How dare you say that about the best band in the world. They're better than you, better looking than you and more talented than what you ever will be. SO FUCK YOU SHIT FACE !! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/fuckjesusindaface/#sig2045157 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST fuckin' asshole. get real, none of this is funny nor true. fucking scam. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/fuckjesusindaface/#sig2045156 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST fuckin' asshole. get real, none of this is funny nor true. fucking scam. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/fuckjesusindaface/#sig1979828 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST well... um... i agree with the last guy. even though this guy is a boner. hey plzdontmakeanymoremusic do you even have a pouch? never dis the greatest band ever. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/fuckjesusindaface/#sig1830298 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I am a big green day fan,but this thing was fucking funny,you assholes need to be less dramatic about jokes.And if you refuse,i am going to dig up your grandmothers grave and eat her right boob. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/fuckjesusindaface/#sig1804833 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST green day is one of the gratest bands of our generation!!! how dare that duechbag jack write that about green day!!!!! first off jacks probably so busy jacking off he does'nt have time to acctually interveiw green day http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/fuckjesusindaface/#sig1682678 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Number 9 can suck my dick than suck my balls. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/fuckjesusindaface/#sig1574318 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Green Day can lick my pouch. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/fuckjesusindaface/#sig1539154 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST FUCK OFF FUCKING FUCKER WHO LIKES TO FUCK FUCKING FUCKS!YOU NEVER INTERVIEWED GREENDAY!AND YOU CAN GO AND FUCK YOURSELF CUZ I AINT BUYING THAAT THIS WAS REAL!AND IT WAS DEFINATLY NOT FUNNY p.s your a fucker. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/fuckjesusindaface/#sig1394202 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST you suck. i did think it was funny when he called bjs mom a ho and he says true. but besides that your a fag jake. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/fuckjesusindaface/#sig1371299 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST if jake made this transcript... tell that fucker that he's a dirty ass ramming shit eater. green day fans will beat this butt licking cum buckets ass! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/fuckjesusindaface/#sig1097212 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Jake, You are such an Ass Hole! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/fuckjesusindaface/#sig1056961 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST dat shit is wack wtf is dis guy on about?????? you need help http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/fuckjesusindaface/#sig893181 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST LOL ha ha i remember that! thats some funny shit! he should keep making those cartoons lol. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/fuckjesusindaface/#sig892948 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Fucker. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/fuckjesusindaface/#sig892938 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Jacob, really. You should stop making those silly cartoons.