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		<title>stop bonsai kittens!</title>
		<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/kitkat/</link>
		<description>New York ASPCA,
in New York there is an orginazation called &amp;quot;Bonsai Kittens&amp;quot;.It is a place where they sell cats to be stuffed into a jar while they are one or two weeks old and left in there untill they get older.The reason they do it is to get the cats into certain shapes for people to enjoy.They put them into the jars when they are young because their bones are still soft.the cats have to be sealed in the jar for a very,very,very long time without being let out!They drink and eat out of a tube!please sign this petition!And if you think you can handle it go to www.bonsaikiten.com</description>
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			<title>Rhoena Gordon</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/kitkat/#sig3812728</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description></description>
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			<title>Alex</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/kitkat/#sig2044724</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>Bonsai kittens are not real. Nobody is making bonsai kittens. Nobody is selling equipment to help people make bonsai kittens. Nobody is instructing people in the &amp;amp;quot;lost Eastern art of sealing  kittens inside rectilinear jars.&amp;amp;quot; 

The Bonsai Kitten web site is a joke, not an actual promotion for the making of bonsai kittens. Investigations by law enforcement agencies, including the FBI, have already determined no real cats were harmed in the creation of the pictures used on the Bonsai Kitten web site. Signing a petition to shut down the Bonsai Kitten web site will not prevent any kittens from being harmed, because no kittens were harmed in the first place. 

It was all a joke, one which some say was in terribly poor taste. If that was your reaction, take comfort in the knowledge that many others thought the same. 

How could you have known the Bonsai Kitten site was a satire despite its lack of &amp;amp;quot;This is a joke!&amp;amp;quot; banners emblazoned across it? Satire doesn&amp;amp;#39;t always announce itself as such (some feel that would ruin its humor), so in cases like this, one dusts off the common sense and aims it at the problem: 
The process described is impossible: animals so treated would die long before they could be &amp;amp;quot;molded.&amp;amp;quot; 

The web site offers no way to purchase the materials advertised. A real commercial enterprise wouldn&amp;amp;#39;t build consumer interest through a flashy web site then fail to offer anything for sale. (The site does include a page of &amp;amp;quot;Helpful Tools &amp;amp; Supplies&amp;amp;quot; but provides no form through which they can be ordered.) 

The &amp;amp;quot;Bonsai Kitten&amp;amp;quot; site displays no actual pictures of the finished product. There are plenty of pictures of kittens in jars which can comfortably accommodate them (cats are quite elastic and can fit into very small spaces without discomfort), but there are no photographs of molded kittens on display. </description>
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			<title>sorry guys</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/kitkat/#sig1903040</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>umm...dudes? it&amp;amp;#39;s fake. I made it as a joke when i was in the third year of high school. Very cool to see how many people fell for it. and also a compliment to my website making skills. And it&amp;amp;#39;s great to see such a responce to animal cruelty. good on you guys</description>
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			<title>fayet</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/kitkat/#sig1846686</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>I support this petition.</description>
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			<title>Non Appliciable</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/kitkat/#sig1700933</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>I&amp;amp;#39;m not sure if it&amp;amp;#39;s fake or not but I don&amp;amp;#39;t like it, so I&amp;amp;#39;ll sign</description>
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			<title>Cam</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/kitkat/#sig1542774</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>Yo, Alex. Get over it its a FREAKING FAKE!</description>
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			<title>Joe Kerr</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/kitkat/#sig1542697</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>Pahahaha check that cat.</description>
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