http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/metaguardian/ Since its birth, the validity of Metaguardians male classification has been in dispute throughout its plebeian and provincial life. Even with these prevalent misgivings and concern surrounding his questioned status, Metaguardian has continued to engage in unspeakable atrocities and horrendously shameful acts in the absolute disgust of the honorable society of the noble male. It is therein that I have been requested to form a petition to conscript the United States Military, widely known as one of the most noble and honorable male institutions, to contract an Iowa Class Battleship to fire upon Metaguardian's shameful manhood. This method would quickly and effeciently remove its abominable dishonor from the community of our most esteemed penis-wielding human. In addition, the firing upon Metaguardian's tiny manhood will also serve, through the crude means of rupturing his testicular cavity, form a vagina to thusly correct his gender and place amongst our human society. Exhibit A: Disreputable Acts and Shameful Transgressions: http://metagaurdianlololol.ytmnd.com/ Exhibit B: Proposed Method of Gender Correction: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsNlmiLJGIw Wed, 19 Nov 2008 02:0:44 CST en-us 3