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		<title>Nuke the Crap out of Kansas and All Its Citizens</title>
		<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/nukekansas/</link>
		<description>Kansas sucks. If you&amp;#39;ve moved to Kansas from another state, you realize this. The people in Kansas, with the exception of maybe less than a dozen, are imbeciles without pretense.

Also, the US has many weapons of mass destruction (duh). In my opinion, we have far too many WMD&amp;#39;s to allow one person (the president. duh.) to have access to. Naturally, we can&amp;#39;t change the entire leadership system for our government. Floridans would get confused.

Instead, all we can do is whittle down our nukes to a safe number. I propose that we can do this and at the same time get rid of a major hub of idiocy and a headache to the rest of the states, Kansas, by dropping all of our excess WMD&amp;#39;s on the state.

Don&amp;#39;t worry about the guilt factor, either. The average Kanzan has an IQ that makes them only technically human. By all logic, native Kanzans are basically just animals waiting to get harmed!

Given this, there is no plausible reason that Kansas should not have the crap blown out of it right here and now. Signing this petition will outwardly show your support of American wellbeing. Please do so now!</description>
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			<title>Scarecrow Johnson</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/nukekansas/#sig5760992</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>Just go to thatskansas.com to see the craziness of Kansas</description>
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			<title>Tom Martel</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/nukekansas/#sig5722874</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>I support this petition. I go to Kstate and **** KANSAS. All the people suck and its the worst state in America</description>
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			<title>John Moore</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/nukekansas/#sig5719828</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>I support this petition. Kansas sucks.</description>
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			<title>anonymous ANONYMOUS</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/nukekansas/#sig5585084</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>I support this petition.</description>
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			<title>Clifton Farr</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/nukekansas/#sig5533104</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>I support this petition.</description>
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			<title>ESTEBAN CASAS</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/nukekansas/#sig5520179</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>I support this petition.</description>
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			<title>Jill Bean</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/nukekansas/#sig5059253</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>I support this petition.</description>
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			<title>New York sucks report peition</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/nukekansas/#sig4589004</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>New York should be nuked. Bad place.</description>
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			<title>Danny Ada</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/nukekansas/#sig4295094</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>I want to deploy the nuke.</description>
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			<title>Big Bear</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/nukekansas/#sig4293650</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>Just because Gloryhawk lives there,</description>
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			<title>jason blanc</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/nukekansas/#sig4196762</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>I support this petition.</description>
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			<title>weinerpig</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/nukekansas/#sig4008605</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>You don't need to nuke Kansas. If you want to get rid of those douchebags, just tell them they allow sheepfukking in Mexico. Then nuke Mexico. </description>
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			<title>Kurt Hill</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/nukekansas/#sig4006192</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>I support this petition.</description>
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			<title>MizzouLegend</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/nukekansas/#sig4005214</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>I support this petition.</description>
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			<title>Phil</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/nukekansas/#sig4004540</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>I support this petition.</description>
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			<title>Nicholas Vail</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/nukekansas/#sig3989286</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>Kansas really does suck and nuclear arms are bad. Simple as that</description>
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			<title>sai medi</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/nukekansas/#sig3974495</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>kansas is full of blue collar unemployed racists</description>
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			<title>Kansas blows</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/nukekansas/#sig3974083</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>To the moron who posted comment</description>
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			<title>alex</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/nukekansas/#sig3961796</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>Kansas is the worst state in the world and get ready for a website called www.kansassucks.com it\'s going to list all of the reps. of the gov. in kansas and why there stupid laws suck</description>
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			<title>Hell with ya\'ll</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/nukekansas/#sig3941795</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>I live in Kansas and f#ck you all! All of ya can go to hell. Its amazing how smart all you commies are but yet know very little about Kansas. Dumbasses. All you damn liberals, intelectuals, and anti bush people can shut up cause we\'ll kick your @ss. None of you bitches have respect for the Lord and the law and the working man.</description>
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