http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/pants/ Dear Signer, It has been proven that pants are an instrument of the devil. Whom ever wears them must be his follower, try to make an law to get rid of them. ~The Man Sat, 9 Oct 2004 06:1:03 CDT en-us 3 http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/pants/#sig2952803 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST you r an fat shit and u look like a cow http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/pants/#sig1708866 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST O! Thou Unto The! Pants Whats Next! Whoes Your Father??! Huh! Huh! Daa! This Is Rediculas This Has To Be A Joke Or Something! I Say It's For Assholes! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/pants/#sig1615363 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I support this petition. I will only wear skirts. i have pantsaphobia http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/pants/#sig1478488 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST OMG ITS SO TRUE!!!! WE MUST FIGHT THE EVIL AND OPPRESSIVE PANTS FOR OUR FREEDOM!!!!!!! I SHALL JOIN YOUR HOLY CRUSADE! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/pants/#sig501600 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST That's funny. I wonder where you get your "facts" from. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/pants/#sig384036 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST What about skirts and shorts? Is a wearer of such clothing only half-evil? http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/pants/#sig309433 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST OH GEE i"M WEARING PANTS! HA HA HA. WELL I MIGHT AS WELL BURN THE CHURCH, CUZ PANTS ARE A INSTRUMENT OF THE DEVIL. (sarcasm) its just pants for christ's sake http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/pants/#sig153284 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST PANTS!!!!! OH MY GOD, I'M WEARING PANTS? THE DEVIL MADE ME WEAR EM. HA HA http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/pants/#sig153279 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST your phsyco you freak