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		<title>Microsoft Needs A Portable Console</title>
		<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/portablexboxconsole/</link>
		<description>Microsoft needs to create some sort of portable gaming console, like the Nintendo DS or Sony PSP!!!  Especially since Sony is kicking their ass right now!!!  But XBox Magazine says that Microsoft has no plans of putting such a product into production...

I, for one, would buy an &amp;quot;XBox Portable,&amp;quot; or whatever they would call it.  I want to let Microsoft know how great of an idea that would be...but I&amp;#39;m only one person.  I need more gamers to help me get the point across!  So if you like videogames (especially portable ones), and you like XBox, you need to sign this petition!!!

I do plan to actually send this to Microsoft, so I would appreciate it if this petition recieved only legitimate, serious signatures...not signatures from some of the idiotic losers and retarded jackasses on this site that like to go to serious people&amp;#39;s petitions just to bash them...ONLY LEGITIMATE SIGNATURES, PLEASE!!!</description>
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			<title>FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/portablexboxconsole/#sig2038919</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>Video games used to be awesome, but now they are completely lame and stupid. Fuck the PSP, fuck the XBox, fuck Microsoft, fuck this petition, and FUCK VIDEO GAMES!</description>
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			<title>Fuck it</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/portablexboxconsole/#sig2038809</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>Just what we need, more bullshit. Video games suck rank ass anymore. So I say fuck all this crap.</description>
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			<title>William S. Gates</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/portablexboxconsole/#sig2037572</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>SWING ON MY DICK LIKE A MONKEY AND I WILL GIVE YOU $10</description>
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			<title>Unwanted presence</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/portablexboxconsole/#sig2036286</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>Do I count as a jackass who uses this site??

Well... Writing that probably has made me count....


Anyway, an Xbox portable would be cool. I don&amp;amp;#39;t have an Xbox, but I&amp;amp;#39;d like to see if it did any better than the PSP... Unlikely though....</description>
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			<title>I  hate blood sucker</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/portablexboxconsole/#sig2035767</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>nah I wont&amp;amp;#39; buy it even if they do. Bill Gates has sucked enough money with his crappy softwares and I want him down now.</description>
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			<title>o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/portablexboxconsole/#sig2035003</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!</description>
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			<title>You Faggot</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/portablexboxconsole/#sig2035000</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>IFAGGOTdoFAGGOTplanFAGGOTtoFAGGOTactuallyFAGGOTsendFAGGOTthisFAGGOTtoFAGGOTMicrosoft,FAGGOTsoFAGGOTIFAGGOTwouldFAGGOTappreciateFAGGOTitFAGGOTifFAGGOTthisFAGGOTpetitionFAGGOTrecievedFAGGOTonlyFAGGOTlegitimate,FAGGOTseriousFAGGOTsignatures...notFAGGOTsignaturesFAGGOTfromFAGGOTsomeFAGGOTofFAGGOTtheFAGGOTidioticFAGGOTlosersFAGGOTandFAGGOTretardedFAGGOTjackassesFAGGOTonFAGGOTthisFAGGOTsiteFAGGOTthatFAGGOTlikeFAGGOTtoFAGGOTgoFAGGOTtoFAGGOTseriousFAGGOTpeople&amp;amp;#39;sFAGGOTpetitionsFAGGOTjustFAGGOTtoFAGGOTbashFAGGOTthem...ONLYFAGGOTLEGITIMATEFAGGOTSIGNATURES,FAGGOTPLEASE!!!</description>
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			<title>Bill Gates</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/portablexboxconsole/#sig2034996</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>MICROSHOOT CUMWAD BALLSACK BITCHDICK U FUCKED YR MOMS TITS WHEN U WERE STONED AND THOUGHT IT WAS YR DOGS ASS</description>
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			<title>Clevis Taylor</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/portablexboxconsole/#sig2034985</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>......xbox rules</description>
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			<title>Clevis Taylor</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/portablexboxconsole/#sig2034977</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>thank you for the signatures yes i am gay and i like penis in my ass like a fucking faggot and right now i have a penis up my ass...its my dad</description>
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			<title>Clevis Taylor</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/portablexboxconsole/#sig2034973</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>i knew my dog turned gay when his dick started tasting like shit</description>
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			<title>FUCK YOU</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/portablexboxconsole/#sig2034969</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>DICK SUCKING BUTT FUCKING FAGGOT LOVING FAGGOT FUCKER HAHAHAHA...SAY THAN YOU FOR THE SIGNATURES...YOU FARTASS BUTT CHASING JACKASS GAY DICK FUCKER</description>
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			<title>Hate Inc.</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/portablexboxconsole/#sig2034962</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>YOU SERIOUS IDIOT RETARD LOSER JACKASS HAHAHAHA FUCK YOUR BOYFRIEND UP THE ASS U FAGGOT FUCKER...</description>
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			<title>Teabag Johnson</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/portablexboxconsole/#sig2034958</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>YOU LOVE THE GAY NUT SACK IN THE MOUTH&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;I WILL TEABAG U GAY FUCKER</description>
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			<title>Bubba the Nigger</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/portablexboxconsole/#sig2034950</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>HELLO THERE FAGGOT BOY...YOU CAN SUCK ME OFF, LITTLE FAG</description>
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