http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/quotes/ If you know great quotes from telivision or movies then post them up here so everyone can see.They will get a kick out of this. I like The Simpsons, Poke'mon, Malcom in the Middle, Friends, and Joey.I prefer quotes from those shows.But, any quotes will do. Sun, 13 Mar 2005 08:0:14 CST en-us 3 http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/quotes/#sig1584646 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Wanna get high -Towelie http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/quotes/#sig960047 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST dear sales. hello to you sir. i am mr samuel david .i came from usa. when i came accross through your store web site . i was so in trested in place an order some items out in your store to my store and i will like to pay you by my bank account credit card and i will like you to do this help for me .i will like you to ship the items down through via ups to one of my store in african lagos state, nigeria and i will like to here more from you back to my request thanks........... Best regards http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/quotes/#sig954906 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST what so now im dating a nub?! mauricio from shallow hal http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/quotes/#sig954880 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST here are some of my favourites from simpsons: chief wiggum: well snake, not so big without your guns now are ya? (snake slaps him) Chief wiggum: ooh. guess you are! thats what i love about this job, you learn stuff president bush: no youre not, BA! leny: they say he carved it himself, from a bigger spoon! flanders (whilst being a wherewolf: DIDDLY!!!!!!!!!! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/quotes/#sig931881 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST "If you keep going around and around and around and around and around and around and around, you'll turn into butter!" http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/quotes/#sig929306 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Stewie: You know mother, life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your going to get. Your life however, is like a box of ACTIVE GRENADES! Now I offer you one chance of deliverence. Give me my gun, or be destroyed. Lois: Oh you just want your toy back, ok here you go. Stewie: oh...well, VICTORY IS MINE! *runs out of the room and grenades explode* OH! DAMN YOU ALL! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/quotes/#sig901260 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST this was when Rachel and Monica were having a fight about the moving and were trying to pack each other's stuff: R: Look, Monica, this is rediculous. M: Yeah, I know. R: WE SHOULD BE PACKING YOU! *runs out the room and starts paking m's stuff*.... LATER... M: Well, thats the last of your clothes, il just lable it 'what were you thinking'. R: Funny, i was just gonna write that on Chandler. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/quotes/#sig891032 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST i dont know what it is, but its funny: LIFE'S A B*TCH AND THEN YOU DIE. god i love that quote. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/quotes/#sig887640 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST CRAZY MAN: beware the groove... PAJA: but...hey r u going to be alright? CRAZY MAN: grooovvveee..... http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/quotes/#sig887627 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST CHINESE MAN:...I should warn you the doll is cursed. HOMER: that's bad. CHINESE MAN: but you get a free yogurt. HOMER:thats good. CHINESE MAN: the yogurt is also cursed. HOMER: thats bad CHINESE MAN: but you get your free choise of topping. HOMER: thats good. CHINESE MAN: the toppings contain lithium sodiate. HOMER: *looks blank* CHINESE MAN:thas bad. HOMER: can i go now? http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/quotes/#sig854712 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Sit! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/quotes/#sig753716 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST But there is no gravity in the water! ~A co-worker of mine....studying to be an engineer http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/quotes/#sig558115 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST be excellant to eachother, and party on DUDES! -Bill and Ted http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/quotes/#sig501433 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Here's a song I wrote my self "SImpson Homer Simpson He's the greatest man in history From the town of Springfield He's about to hit a chesnut tree Ahhhhhh!"*crashes into a chesnut tree* http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/quotes/#sig501429 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST (this made me laugh so hard when I heard this-Ned Flanders walks in to the church and then Homer stands up in the front row and yells out) "Hay Flanders I got us some kick ass seats!!!" The Simpsons http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/quotes/#sig501423 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST "I want to get out of here before Joey starts getting worked up and starts calling everyone BITCH"-Chandler Bing "What are you talking about BITCH"-Joey Tribianni http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/quotes/#sig501417 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST The Simpsons "Ive heard of guys that write to movie stars, but this guy writes to movies"talking about Homer "Dear Die Hard you rock especially when that guy was on the rough...P.S Do you know Mad Max?" http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/quotes/#sig501410 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST "My American friends im afraid this is a kidnapping"-kidnapper "That means I don't have to pay the fare right?"-Homer Simpson "Well I suppose"-kidnapper "Whoo hoo!"-obviously Homer http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/quotes/#sig501405 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST "Hurry get in hippos hate water!" (Homer) "No they dont" (Lisa) http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/quotes/#sig501399 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhllllrighty then" from Ace Ventura Pet Detective