http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/quoteslaugh/ the best three quotes from the simpsons 1.thats what i love about this job, u learn stuff - chief wiggum 2. AHH im not supposed to get jig in it! - lenny 3. no youre not, BA! - former presiden george bush the best three quotes from futurama 1. whats the matter, you scared?! noticeably? i'll say - roberto 2. we'll all be eating waffes like (does impression of eating waffles - fry 3. theyve been known too! - zap the best three quotes from family guy 1 thats probably cos youre so fat! ahahaha - clinton 2.ahh im disabled now! ahh (fakes crys) - peter griffin 3. then we'll be ready for our date (thrusts pelvis!) - quagmire! wot do you think?! Sat, 13 Aug 2005 01:1:01 CDT en-us 3 http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/quoteslaugh/#sig2125503 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST cuse of homer in the episode that he goes to space ''well i would like to avoid that dreaded planet of the apes. wait a minute, statue of liberty, that was our planet, damn you, damn u all to hell.'' or quagmire *enters a lebsian bar* hey have any of ladies ever been penetrated http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/quoteslaugh/#sig1995976 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST what about the most famous one of all for homer (mmmm beer)duff now thats the stuff http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/quoteslaugh/#sig1959271 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST 1.futerama 2.simpsons 3.family guy cose its never on but simpsons and futerama r great http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/quoteslaugh/#sig1924184 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Professor Farnsworth:was his death at least painless? to shreds you say. well, hows his wife holding up? to shreds you say. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/quoteslaugh/#sig1826477 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST i think we should have a laugh http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/quoteslaugh/#sig1826469 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I support this petition.it is totally how i feel http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/quoteslaugh/#sig1799428 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST brian-IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!! (ps-you can see a clip of this at milkandcookies.com) http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/quoteslaugh/#sig1530762 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST quagmire-- GIGITY GIGTY GIGTY GIGTY LET HAVE SEX http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/quoteslaugh/#sig1140359 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Meg Griffin: You could kill all the girls who are prettier than me. Death: Well that would just leave England http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/quoteslaugh/#sig1085521 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST ive just heard another hilarious quote of futurama: Fry: hey leela, do you remember that guy? you know the guy who used to bend stuff? what whis his name?? Bender: please be me please be me Fry: oh yeah, Hermes... http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/quoteslaugh/#sig1041729 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST the best one of da simpsons is when the flanders' are having a reunion and the really posh one goes "pleased to meet you.......... oodely doodely http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/quoteslaugh/#sig1029430 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST i just watched a funny episode of simpsons with ahilarious quote on it! when bart and milhouse go to the spinal tap rock concert and everything goes wrong so the band member says " goodnight spring-don... there will be no encores!!" http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/quoteslaugh/#sig969594 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST i think the best simpson quotes r: Lisa: "Bart's suffering is funny but mine isn't" German guy: "We come from the land of chocolate" Milhouse: "LET'S GO CRAZY BROADWAY STYLE!!!!" http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/quoteslaugh/#sig956721 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST i thort of sum funny moments off of family guy!: "dance with me lois, dance the dance of life! (smashes into table and cabinet) yeah maybe you shud call that marrige counceller" i love he christmas episode when stewie tries to be good and he has his picture done with santa! the picture is hilarious! when peter griffin says: IM THE KING OF THE WORLD - AHHH! and then falls down the cliff! i love these shows! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/quoteslaugh/#sig955200 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Homer: "You've tried your best, and you've failed miserably. The lesson here is never try." Stewie: "I love god, he's so deliously evil" Can't think of one for Futurama. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/quoteslaugh/#sig955190 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST This is not really a quote but I like it anyways: Peter (in Elementary school): Why did the dinosaurs die out? Museum clerk: Because you touch yourself at night http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/quoteslaugh/#sig954922 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Futurama, Amazon: DEATH BY SNU SNU! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/quoteslaugh/#sig954905 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST its not really a quote but i love the moment on family guy wen peter trys to breast feed stewie and stewie wakes up to find hes sucking peters nipples and is horrified! hilarious!