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		<title>Remove Star Jones from public sight</title>
		<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/removestar/</link>
		<description>This petition&amp;#39;s goal is to have Star Jones prevented from appearing in public.  This will alleviate people from running around with harpoons and yelling &amp;quot;Thar she blows!!&amp;quot; And others covering their ears screaming in abject agony when she opens her mouth and bellows forth that wretched screeching noise she calls a voice.

Please sign this petition and conceal Star Jones from the public.  You will be contributing to doing everyone a great service.

By the way the guy in the photo is wondering what caused his shrinkage, the cold water or the thought of having to service Star Jones.
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			<title>O.J.</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/removestar/#sig3340883</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description></description>
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			<title>tdp96</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/removestar/#sig2744951</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>Where can I find the picture of star jones in a bathing suit that jimmy kimmel showed last week? it was pretty horrific...still giving me nightmares </description>
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			<title>Silvio Rizzo</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/removestar/#sig2375295</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>because shes this arrogant fat bitch. yea shes still fat, how can u slice and dice yourself to make yourself look skinny. she looks like a fucken alien. and im sure she probably has caught her gay azz husband givin head to some hollywood sleaze. shes so fucken annoyin</description>
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			<title>kristin</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/removestar/#sig1999674</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>She makes this gasping sound everytime she takes a breath and she thinks she is still up on the law but she is CLUELESS </description>
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			<title>Luke</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/removestar/#sig1601936</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>That&amp;amp;#39;s a huge bitch.</description>
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			<title>Kill Star!!!!</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/removestar/#sig1544446</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>I support this petition.

Fuck that bitch!!! with that big mouth she could suck a cock the size of a Peterbuilt....maybe then she&amp;amp;#39;d shut the fuck up!!!</description>
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			<title>Betty</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/removestar/#sig1250712</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>I agree with Maggie&amp;amp;#39;s statement: &amp;amp;quot;Pls. take Star out of our sight. She&amp;amp;#39;s annoying, pretentious and a phony. I don&amp;amp;#39;t know anyone who likes her. She&amp;amp;#39;s the reason I refuse to watch &amp;amp;quot;The View.&amp;amp;quot; Star is the poor man&amp;amp;#39;s Oprah.&amp;amp;quot;</description>
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			<title>Kate</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/removestar/#sig1141427</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>GO THE F AWAY FAT COW!</description>
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			<title>Heather</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/removestar/#sig1140376</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>It&amp;amp;#39;s not her size or her looks - it&amp;amp;#39;s her inflated view of her own importance and relevance in current society. No one gives a rat&amp;amp;#39;s butt what she has to say about her personal life, her &amp;amp;quot;fashion sense&amp;amp;quot; etc. She is bogus, overpaid, talentless, and one of show biz&amp;amp;#39;s great mysteries. I will never understand her success.</description>
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			<title>Brill</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/removestar/#sig1140130</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>SHE NEEDS TO GO THE HELL AWAY!

THE PUBLIC HATES YOU STAR JONES</description>
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			<title>Maggie</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/removestar/#sig1139938</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>Pls. take Star out of our sight. She&amp;amp;#39;s annoying, pretentious and a phony. I don&amp;amp;#39;t know anyone who likes her. She&amp;amp;#39;s the reason I refuse to watch &amp;amp;quot;The View.&amp;amp;quot; Star is the poor man&amp;amp;#39;s Oprah.</description>
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			<title>Marissa</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/removestar/#sig1139803</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>Hee hee

This was so cruel</description>
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			<title>Chad and Terry</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/removestar/#sig1094403</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>She looks like a bobble head doll now.</description>
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			<title>SJ</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/removestar/#sig540849</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>Fat and ugly...</description>
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			<title>ss</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/removestar/#sig506528</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>fat fat fat</description>
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			<title>jabba</title>
			<link>http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/removestar/#sig425190</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST</pubDate>
			<description>Yeaaaah! hide her fat ass it&amp;#39;s making me wan to puke.  That dude must be getting kicked down a lot of $$$ or he likes fat asses.  There&amp;#39;s enough fat on her ass to fuel a country for a 100 years. They&amp;#39;d have to use a Gapvac truck to lipo that ass. I have to go puke now, you suck for putting that picture on here.</description>
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