http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/samthemanforsnape/ We the undersigned DEMAND that Warner Brothers immediately replace Alan Rickman as Professor Severus Snape! Let's face it - Rickman may have scared the kiddies in the first Harry Potter movie, but his ability to intimidate those weaker than him has dried up in his old age. Rickman may be a wise choice if you want to cast a villian in a Shakespeare play, but no longer is he convincing as the evil wizard who betrayed and murdered Albus Dumbledore. So who can Warner Brothers turn to in their hour of need? Why, none other than Sam "the Man" L Jackson, the baddest brother this side of the galaxy. From his role as bad Jules in Pulp Fiction to pimpin' Mace Windu in Star Wars, nobody can get the job done like Sam. The students in Harry Potter are obviously no longer scared by Rickman's wimpy Snape - but what if they had to face Sam the Man in Potions class every day? Talk about your worst nightmare. One look from Sam as Snape would send any Gryffindor running home to Mama, and he would make a true adversary for Harry and Co. Therefore, we the undersigned have no choice but to ban all future Harry Potter movies until Warner Brothers gets their act together and casts a proper Snape. Just imagine Snape citing Ezekiel 25:17 to Harry: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the Valley of Darkness; for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And, I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers! And, you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!" Talk about sending chills down the spine... For more info, please visit my website at: http://www.geocities.com/otter_snow/ULTIMATE_BETRAYAL.html IN SAM WE TRUST Thu, 3 Nov 2005 22:0:12 CST en-us 3 http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/samthemanforsnape/#sig3826003 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST lol this is just a downright funny idea.....thats why i'm signing lol http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/samthemanforsnape/#sig3179476 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST snape has to be WHITE and BRITISH, this guy is neither!!!! you just like him cause your a little starwars freak...GET OVER YOURSELF http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/samthemanforsnape/#sig3148632 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST you are an actress? Yeah i doubt that! i just what to let you know your sight really sucks! just like this petition http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/samthemanforsnape/#sig3102461 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I laugh. People who signed this laughed. The whole world is laughing. Last time I checked, Snape was a WHITE british man in the books. Or are you B & W blind as well as color blind for mixing blonde Ashley with fuzzy brunette Emma? IN VOMIT WE TRUST http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/samthemanforsnape/#sig3047468 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST *ahem* you do realize that Snape is supposed to be white, right? I think all of the actors/actresses you have chosen to play the characters in HP are quite laughable. Nothing wrong with THEM of course, just that most of them are NOT BRITISH, which I think may be a teeny tiney drawback but hey whatever floats your boat. *Disclaimer- I do IN NO WAY support this petition, just venting after reading all of these stupid petitions... http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/samthemanforsnape/#sig3000193 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST uynlj qxjvyisk arkl irut dqmip pybtw hqla http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/samthemanforsnape/#sig2990208 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST do it! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/samthemanforsnape/#sig2986543 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST i DONT support this but something has GOT to be said!! they should BAN ALL OTTER SNOW PETITIONS AND THE ONES THAT AREADY EXIST SHOULD BE DELETED!! the only reason u have signatures is because u have a spot on the mugglenet WALL OF SHAME if u didnt know... go to the mugglenet special edition wall of shame and i reccomend all potter h8ers to go the 1st wall of shame ok im speeking on the behalf of every true potter fan...now...listen VERY closley... no matter how many petitons u make on this gay-ass site it WONT make a difference! JKR WILL finish writing the sereis wether u like it or not Warner Bros WILL finish filming the seris with what ever actors THEY WANT (lets hope it stays Rupert, Emma, Dan and everyone else 2!!)so if u like the movies/actors or not they r gonna be released and theyll be the most popular movies EVER, Hp 4 DVD r ALREADY in the guiness book of world records for the fastest selling DVD ever and when Order of The Pheonix comes out on DVD it will top it u and laura mallory should make a " lets-be-the-2-gayest-ppl-on-earth-and-try-and-ban-the-Hp-series-cuz-we-think-it-sucks" club so to sum it all up... BUILD A BRIDGE AND GET OVER IT!!!!!!! i dont in any way shape or form support this petition or otter snow i think she is a delusional freak that needs to get a life, be BANNED from this website and everyother petition or Hp site on the web AND take a knight bus 2 St. Mungos ASAP PROUD harry potter fanatic PROUDER mugglenet member PROUDEST laura mallory/otter snow H8ER Luv Potter Luv Hogwarts Luv Gryffindor PeAcE ps. harry potter is a BRITISH book writen by a BRITISH author therefor the actors should be BRITISH.....like me=) http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/samthemanforsnape/#sig2986542 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST i DONT support this but something has GOT to be said!! they should BAN ALL OTTER SNOW PETITIONS AND THE ONES THAT AREADY EXIST SHOULD BE DELETED!! the only reason u have signatures is because u have a spot on the mugglenet WALL OF SHAME if u didnt know... go to the mugglenet special edition wall of shame and i reccomend all potter h8ers to go the 1st wall of shame ok im speeking on the behalf of every true potter fan...now...listen VERY closley... no matter how many petitons u make on this gay-ass site it WONT make a difference! JKR WILL finish writing the sereis wether u like it or not Warner Bros WILL finish filming the seris with what ever actors THEY WANT (lets hope it stays Rupert, Emma, Dan and everyone else 2!!)so if u like the movies/actors or not they r gonna be released and theyll be the most popular movies EVER, Hp 4 DVD r ALREADY in the guiness book of world records for the fastest selling DVD ever and when Order of The Pheonix comes out on DVD it will top it u and laura mallory should make a " lets-be-the-2-gayest-ppl-on-earth-and-try-and-ban-the-Hp-series-cuz-we-think-it-sucks" club so to sum it all up... BUILD A BRIDGE AND GET OVER IT!!!!!!! i dont in any way shape or form support this petition or otter snow i think she is a delusional freak that needs to get a life, be BANNED from this website and everyother petition or Hp site on the web AND take a knight bus 2 St. Mungos ASAP PROUD harry potter fanatic PROUDER mugglenet member PROUDEST laura mallory/otter snow H8ER Luv Potter Luv Hogwarts Luv Gryffindor PeAcE ps. harry potter is a BRITISH book writen by a BRITISH author therefor the actors should be BRITISH.....like me=) http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/samthemanforsnape/#sig2872919 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Allright. I thought you were serious, when I read your "Ultimate Betrayal" petition, and I thought: OK then, another delusional shipper. Then I read the petitions about the Harry/Hermione Actors and I thought: Wow, this guy is even more delusional, than I thought. But this is ridiculous and I compliment you on pulling off a great joke. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/samthemanforsnape/#sig2619319 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST hi http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/samthemanforsnape/#sig2380491 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST You obviously are a joke. No Harry Potter fan can possibly be THIS retarded. You've outdone yourself. Well done! Sam Jackson? The awesome, thuggish, bad-ass who portrayed one of the coolest Jedi Masters in Star Wars? I can't stop laughing. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/samthemanforsnape/#sig2087704 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST OMG. Ahaaahhaaaaaaa!! OMG. I laughed when I saw his pic. I FELL ON THE FLOOR. Not being a racist here, people, but, Snape is supposed to be PALE. And greasy and, you get it. Alan Rickman is pretty cool; He’s not half-bad looking either. But Samuel Jackson?? Oh, my gosh, I can barely breath, OMG, ahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! He’s supposed to be BRITISH anyway. You’re giving my American cousin a bad name to her country. So shut up. My gosh, don’t you EVER shut the fuck up?? Star Wars is kinda sucky for me coz I HATE sci-fi, but Samuel Jackson?? Get a life son of a bitch. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/samthemanforsnape/#sig2070768 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST SNOWY HAS SURRENDERED 2 SANITY!! WOOOOOOOOOO!!! FUCK U HARRY H8R!!!! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/samthemanforsnape/#sig2042161 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST What the fuck are you on? you are simply a fucking idiot. Besides the harry/hermione ship and the Sam Jackson as Snape, you must be a fucking retard. I hope this is a joke but lets face it no one from Warner bros is gonna give a shit about you and your sad little campaign http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/samthemanforsnape/#sig1941739 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST SNAPES ON A PLANE http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/samthemanforsnape/#sig1941299 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Okay at first i thought this was a joke. Jackson's a good actor, I'll admit. But Snape is clearly described s PALE and SALLOW a million times. Jackon is simply not pale and sallow. He's black! I think even he would laugh at this. Come on! Jackson's also American, and JKR wants only Britih actors! Otter, you need to get your brain checked, 'k, honey? http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/samthemanforsnape/#sig1940212 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST FUCK YEAH NIGGAH LET DIS HERE NIGGAH PLAY DAT FUCKIN SNAPE GUY IT WOULD BE THE PERFECT ROLE AFTER THE CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE "SNAKES ON A PLANE" FUCK YEAH http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/samthemanforsnape/#sig1915257 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST HERE IS WHAT THE BOOK SAYS THE FIRST TIOME WE SEE SNAPE "Hagrid was drinking deeply from his goblet. Professor McGonagall was talking to Professor Dumbledore. Professor Quirrell, in his absurd turban, was talking to a teacher with greasy black hair, a hooked nose and sallow skin." last i checked sallow meant PALE and in FUCKING HELL can a BLACK guy play a person with PALE SKIN!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/samthemanforsnape/#sig1889723 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST WTF? never mind that his skin is white, and SLJ has the whole action movie thing (plus, being in Star Wars and HP both??)