http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/shellyiship/ shelly is the coolest american gal currently living in the uk and everyone knows it. i am shelly and i made this petition for two reason. first, because i am soooo great and i want to educate the world on my greatness and second, because i am mega bored and wanted to see how this petition website works. in case anyone is on the fence on whether to sign my petition, let me shed some light on why it is that i am so cool. reason one-i work as a nanny which has to be one of the most glamourous and sought after jobs in the world, second only to president or prime minister. two, i have spent at least three friday nights doing one of the following activities: watching lord of the rings, reading the classics, playing candyland...the list goes on! but the most convincing arguement to my greatness is that i can sing and dance (aided by beer mind you) the entire musical chicago-its a one woman show! so vote for me SHELLY THE MOST GROOVIN' GAL IN THE WHOLE OF THE UNITED KINGDOM! yeah and if anyone thinks i am being serious, you get thirty lashings Wed, 27 Oct 2004 15:1:17 CDT en-us 3 http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/shellyiship/#sig1460749 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Amonymous, what the hell is that,its called anonymous, lol who ever wrote that is probably gay, jkz, i know who it is. shes cool,and F turner(nah its not all that bad), its all about leger, ne ways peace out, inger dinger sminger/ AG http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/shellyiship/#sig1460392 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Gagan,Harpreet, Anil, Sunjay, Gary ---> Gay luverss from TURNER FENTON SECONDARY SCHOOL brampton ontario grade 10 i.b. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/shellyiship/#sig1458359 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST shelly says: Power to Shelly's BAP BAP!!..Sika jus thinks yur weird http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/shellyiship/#sig1065028 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST shut up u self absorbed little shit http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/shellyiship/#sig733318 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST hey shelley, im the greatest australian on earth, and im stationes in england, maybe we could meet up for casual sex? http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/shellyiship/#sig436611 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST i am a stupid crap head who has a head that is so inflated that the whole world could use it as a hot air balloon http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/shellyiship/#sig300393 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST you suck http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/shellyiship/#sig254330 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST YEA!!!!!YOU ROCK!!!!! Even though I've never met you and live in the US... o__O YOU STILL ROCK!!!! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/shellyiship/#sig250889 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Shelly rocks for making a petition. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/shellyiship/#sig213177 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST shelly is the BEST big sis ever...never a dull moment when she's around! she knows every line to the best movie ever...josie and the pussycats...and she's the only one who can come close to matching me on friends trivia! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/shellyiship/#sig188847 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Shelly is such a babe! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/shellyiship/#sig175710 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I saw Shelly walking in the West End Common the other day and had the wonderful fortune to meet her. She is the coolest American in England. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/shellyiship/#sig174418 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST *love* http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/shellyiship/#sig173822 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST yeah shelly is cool and all but the saying, "she rocks my face off" is DG terminology....and oh yeah, shelly is cool http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/shellyiship/#sig173294 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Shelly is the coolest because she tricked my owner Lee into thinking our wedding was fake when it was really a legal wedding. Lee has been Mrs. Tiger for over 6 months now! Muhahaha! I love Shelly because she is so devious. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/shellyiship/#sig172789 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Shelly is definately coolest girl! You know you will always have fun when she is around. Plus, she has great taste in music! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/shellyiship/#sig172483 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Shelly is the coolest American in England b/c she likes Ramen (Ramon) noodles! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/shellyiship/#sig172325 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Shelly- You are the coolest american gal in the UK! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/shellyiship/#sig172156 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Shelly is so groovin'. She rocks my face off - which is what I overheard a girl at school say about McAlister's sweet tea. Shelly makes me be a bridesmaid in her pretend wedding to my cat, Growl Tiger. Who wouldn't want a friend like her?? http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/shellyiship/#sig171965 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST i think shelly is the coolest american in england because she knows all the dance moves from old school britney spears videos and she has union jack socks.