http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/stop_bush/ Dear President Bush, Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from you and understand why you would propose a constitutional amendment ban same sex marriage. As you said "in the eyes of God marriage is based between a man a woman." I try to share your knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual relationships, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how to follow them. 1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians? 2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her? 3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanness - Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense. 4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is with my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them? 5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2. clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I call up the police and ask them to do it? 6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees' of abomination? 7. Lev.21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle- room here? 8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die? 9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves? 10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? [Lev.24:10-16]. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? [Lev.20:14] I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging. Tue, 22 Mar 2005 06:0:19 CST en-us 3 http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/stop_bush/#sig5532832 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I support this petition. and i think, everyone does.. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/stop_bush/#sig4669557 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I support this petition. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/stop_bush/#sig4317172 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST YOU ARE ALL IDIOTS. WHAT DID THIS ACOMPLISH? http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/stop_bush/#sig4213110 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I support this petition. hahaahahahaha i love this and bush is a fucktard http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/stop_bush/#sig4197273 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I support this petition. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/stop_bush/#sig4023684 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I support this petition. http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/stop_bush/#sig4005614 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST if all of you hate Bush then why did he get elected? BITCH http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/stop_bush/#sig3992320 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Somebody...STOP THE CONTROL FREAK BUSH!! HE WOULD KILL U ALL IF HE COULD! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/stop_bush/#sig3986330 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST I support this petition by all means!!!! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/stop_bush/#sig3732107 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST dont support people who support bush http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/stop_bush/#sig3572655 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/stop_bush/#sig2988211 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST i sooo agree!! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/stop_bush/#sig2924663 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST bush sucks ass http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/stop_bush/#sig2820246 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST Yo Stacy, Firstly, I would thank you for your long letter. I had to get Condie to come and read it to me. There are sooo many syllabubbles that it kinda confusing... You are obviously not a product of the american school system, as Condie says that you are using hard words, its not american and it appears to be English.... Anyway if I get stuck, I'll ask my euro bitch Tony Liar to help me on the nice red phone he has... Anyway, as you know, I am God's chosen representative here to save us all/fuck everyone over (please delete where appropriate) I have had a word with god and I am answering your questions personally: 1) You can't own Colonials, they belong to the British Empire... Besides, you ARE a colonial yourself. So technically, Canadians could take you as a slave... Sorry to be the bearer of bad tidings there... Condie, help me, I'm choking on a Pretzel!! 2)Its a free market economy. So long as she is not white, its perfectly acceptable to create a class system based on colour and wealth, South Africa, had a glorious model, called apartheid. Its what makes America great and anyone who thinks different has not travelled much, eh?!... 3)Just ask if she is on the blob, just be upfront, it will save any embarrassing scenarios. 4) Who does not like barbeque?. I'd go and kill them and sell their sons and daughters into slavery... Oh, the slavery thing, depends, if you want to traffic her to eastern europe as a sex slave, you could get £5,000 for her, but I'd check with your local Bulgarian mafia.... 5) Kill em' who cares, there are too many people in America who are not prepared to work 24/7 - I decree that they shall be made to work or put to death. There is only one religion - MY religion. 6)Of course, there is the abominable snowman, snowcones, all sorts of snow things. Lezzers are called fish-lickers, so as long as your friend is male, he would be ok. If it were a fe http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/stop_bush/#sig2802193 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST politicians are satanists gay marriage was devised by them to undermine Christianity stop violating Christian's right to freedom of religion with your stupid behaviour choices marijuana smoking is a behaviour choice but you don't see anyone trying to say that it is a right that should override the rights of say Muslims stop eroding my rights over your bad habits http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/stop_bush/#sig2802176 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/stop_bush/#sig2735304 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST get him the hell out of the kictche... http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/stop_bush/#sig2632876 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/stop_bush/#sig2621363 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/stop_bush/#sig2618076 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:0:00 CST